VENETIC

HORSE MAN

How To Make A Bed

Fit To Lay In

"So does your bed look like this?"

"This, my friends is a sad, sorry sight for any swinging single stud."

"No frisky filly is going to want a roll in the hay in a bed like THAT!"

"If you want hot horsy action in-between the sheets, they need to be trimmed and turned down."

"First, we start with a tidy underlay, for firm support."

"Nothing beats freshly ironed pillowcases - Don't forget to fluff up those pillows!"

"Lay that bottom sheet down..."

"And then place the pillows neatly on top - Remember, the ladies like it tidy."

"And following placement of the top sheet, you spread out that duvet!"

"Upon which we do all the tucking and folding..."

"As a final touch, I add a nice red bedspread on top

to keep everything covered and tidy for the big night."

"And now you're ready for some serious equine antics!"

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