VENETIC

HORSE MAN

Keeping Clean

with Horse Man

"So you've got house guests of the feminine persuasion coming round?

It's time to get cleaning pal!"

"Spotless rugs are paramount, particularly if you're planning a toga party.

Nothing ruins a Roman orgy worse than getting carpet fluff stuck in embarassing places!"

"Be sure to brush under furniture and scoop up any stray slut's wool*."

* "Slut's wool: fluff, dust, etc., left to accumulate under beds etc. through slovenly cleaning." The New Oxford Shorter English Dictionary.

"It doesn't hurt to do the dishes before they come around either..."

"Just remember - a dirty wine corkscrew is just plain unhygienic!"

"And there's nothing worse than running out of clean glasses in the middle of a drinking binge."

"Make sure you have a spotless oven

- women tend to equate a dirty oven with a dirty mind."

"Always clean right around the toilet rim too

- nothing puts off female guests worse than those stray sticky pubic hairs."

"A clean toilet is the measure of a man."

"And don't forget to clean around your own rim once you're done doing your business!"

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