HORSE MAN

Pet* Care Tips

 

     

 

"Even the most hectic bachelor lifestyle has its downtime - and that's

when nothing beats having the company of a faithful pet."

 

 

 

"It could be an iguana, an axolotl or a lobster, but let's face it - cats are the best choice of pet for a bachelor. They're independent, relatively low-maintenance creatures and while you may be able to take a lobster for a walk, you wouldn't want to hug one."

 

 

 

"A sure sign of a close bond with your pet is that it always gives you its undivided attention."

 

 

 

"Pet grooming is very important - no one wants fleas and fur deposited  all over their furniture..."

 

 

 

"Rodent control around the house is very important

 - make sure your pet gets training through play."

 

 

"And don't hesitate to tell your pet off in the event of any misbehaving."

 

 

"Remember - you have to let your pet be quite clear about

just who the head of the household really is."

 

*NO PETS WERE HARMED DURING THE MAKING OF THIS WEB PAGE...

 

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